Shock and Awe Zombie Killer Knife
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When the zombie apocalypse occurs, do you want to be caught alive using some rusted, ugly improvisation to finish off the undead? No. As one of the last men left on the planet with a pulse, it may fall upon your shoulders to ensure the human race doesn’t go extinct. This is why you need the sexy Shock and Awe Zombie Killer Knife, because no ugly, rusted shovel will bode well for attracting the opposite sex.This 10 inch knife with a surgical stainless steel, black powder coated blade also contains a glass-breaker, gut hook, and a practical case with a belt loop. Now you know why we called it “sexy.” $25
When the zombie apocalypse occurs, do you want to be caught alive using some rusted, ugly improvisation to finish off the undead? No. As one of the last men left on the planet with a pulse, it may fall upon your shoulders to ensure the human race doesn’t go extinct. This is why you need the sexy Shock and Awe Zombie Killer Knife, because no ugly, rusted shovel will bode well for attracting the opposite sex.This 10 inch knife with a surgical stainless steel, black powder coated blade also contains a glass-breaker, gut hook, and a practical case with a belt loop. Now you know why we called it “sexy.” $25
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